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This page is temporary and is intended to help those who wish to browse the catalog return quickly to our new shopping site! This entire website will be merged into Shopify as we continue to migrate our product catalog over and redo our photography for that task. We apologize about any inconvenience this may cause. Shopify is new to us and we have a lot to learn and we are working hard on making this as easy as we can for everyone in the best way we know how.
Thank You for your patience!
Our goal is to quickly finish our merge so we can get all our awesome products all in one convenient place for you! (We wanted to open up and allow sales too, because lets face it. Dongs are cool and we don’t want to keep you waiting any longer!)